Sheep Memes Are Made of This

I notice that human bloggers seem quite keen on these meme thingies, so I thought I’d have a go at one myself.

What is the first car you drove (legally)?

Well, legally, sheep can’t drive. But, as I noted in a previous post, Hamsters seem to manage it.

How many colours has your hair been?

I’ve got wool, not hair, and it’s a nice creamy colour.

Have you ever been fired?

I think you’d have to be a pretty bad sheep (or indeed toy) to get the sack. Anyway, I’m not actually in paid employment.

What do you sing in the shower?

Sheep are not known for showering, but if I ever get a trip to a sheep dip, I might indulge in a bar or two of “It had to be ewe”.

If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?

Shaun The Sheep, obviously. I admire him because he has his own TV show and he has worked with that Oscar winning acting genius, Gromit.

Who was your favourite teacher and why?

I’m a sheep. I didn’t go to school.

If you have a nickname, what is it? If not, what would you like it to be?

No, I don’t.

What would the title of the movie about your life be?

Is “A Sheep’s Tail” too obvious?

Who was your first crush?

You remember that party I had? Well, there was a blonde doll there who looked sort of nice. I don’t know her name though.

However, I noticed her eyeing up Rory the Lion at one point.



The next time I saw her, she was snogging a guinea pig



I went off her a bit after that [I’m sure that guinea pig used to be female – Ed.] So as crushes go, this one was short lived.

Do you believe in Karma?

Isn’t that a curry?

What is your very earliest memory?

Sitting on a shelf in the gift shop at Helmsley Castle

Is there any animal/creature that creeps you out?

I’m not keen on wombats. The one that lives in Lady de Minutive’s dining room is a scary bugger.

Which is the place you’ve never been that you’d most like to visit?

I had hoped to be taken to Paris but Sir Bruin and Lady Diminutive went without me. Anywhere would be nice.